A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
“NO!” yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn’t ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
“NO!” the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
“Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?” asked the guy.
“For the last time, NO!” said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, “Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde looked at him and said, “Because I wanna stay up here with you.”
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
“A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”
Blonde and Dictionary
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette’s word was quizzical. The redhead’s word was photosynthesis. The blonde’s word was dick.
A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”
The librarian replies, “This is a library.”
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”
Sunroof You All Night Long
Why do blondes like sunroofs?