Blondes and Babies
A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,
“Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of
the same place where boys put their thingies?”
“Yes, dear,” replied her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.
“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”
Hitting a Blonde
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.
Wanted: Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”
“I’d have to say the living one.”
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They’re refuelling.
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.