What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
KFC
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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Blonde Test
What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?
You wake up.
Who Killed Abe?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions….
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
Blonde with Money
A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, “I think I’ll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?”
The blonde said, “I think I’m gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it.
Blondes in a Volkswagen
Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: Far-from-thinkin