Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,
“Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of
the same place where boys put their thingies?”
“Yes, dear,” replied her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.
“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming “lifesaver! lifesaver!”
The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks “cherry or grape?”
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!
