Jump off a cliff…
A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions!
KFC
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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The Wet and the Blonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Hide and Go Seek
Two blondes meet in Heaven. “How did you die?”, the first one asks.”Oh! I died in a freezer,” the second blonde replied.” So how did you die?” The second blonde asks, “Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman,” replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, “If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!”
VROOM, SCREECH
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.