Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!

List of Blonde Jokes

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Truck

Speeding Blonde

Blonde Pulled Over

Flakey Blonde

The blonde and the iron board

Sunroof You All Night Long

Brunette, Blonde, Brunette

Blonde Valedictorian

Hide and Go Seek

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

The Blonde and the Librarian

The Genie

On your lap

Wanted: Dead Or Alive

Blondes and Colds

Kiss Me I’m Blonde

Little Voice

Grenade

How do blonde brain cells die?

Life Saver

Blondy Beer

Swervey Blondes

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hand...

Why are blondes like cornflakes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Sleeping Blonde

Knitter

Blondevision

Jump off a cliff…

Cutting Pizza

The Blonde and the Deodorant

Blondes in a Frying Pan

The Wet and the Blonde

Blonde in an Elevator

Three blondes in a freezer

A 100 dollar bill

Alligator Shoes

What Are Ya, Chicken?

Blonde…Bananas

Blonde basement

Blonde Brick

Ten miles a day

B-U-R-G-E-R- K-I-N-G

Blonde Snowman

Blondes in a Volkswagen

Hide and Seek

What does a blonde put behind her ears to mak...

That’s Me

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