The Blonde and the Librarian
A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES.”
The librarian says, “This is a library.”
The blonde says, “Yes I know. I’LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.”
And the librarian says, one more time, ”But this is a library, miss!”
The blonde goes “Oh,” and whispers, “I’ll have a hamburger a coke and fries!”
What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it doesn’t follow you around for three days.
Blonde does some painting
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” asked the owner.
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”
The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50, gave it to her and said he’d call her whenever he had another job for her to do.
The blond thanked him and, as she was walking back down the path, she called out “And by the way, I know everybody thinks blondes are stupid, but I thought you should know that it’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
A 100 dollar bill
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Three blondes in a freezer
Q: What do you call three blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes