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Measure a blonde’s intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Latest Blonde Jokes

Three blondes in a freezer

Q: What do you call three blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

Wild Horse

A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged
it. Thank goodness for heroes.

Ice Hole

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win — they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.

“A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!”

Blondy Beer

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?

A: “Have another beer.”