The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body.
“Be more precise,” he said. “So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt.
The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, “Ouch!” then her finger to her hip and said, “Ouch!” and then to her rib cage and said, “Ouch!” again.
The doctor stopped her and asked, “Were you a blonde before your hair grayed”?
“Why yes!” she said excitedly, “But how did you know?”
The Doc answered, “Your finger’s broken.”
The Wet and the Blonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
Blonde in an Elevator
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”
The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?”
Upside Down Blonde
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.