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Measure a blonde’s intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Latest Blonde Jokes

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

In The Morning

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

The blonde and the iron board

What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?

The legs of an iron are hard to open.

The Blonde and the Deodorant

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. “I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says the blonde.

“Do you have the container it comes in?”

“Yes!” says the blonde, “I will go and get it.”

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: “To apply, push up bottom.”

Cutting Pizza

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”