What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Puzzle Pieces
Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, “61 days 61 days!” The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, “Why are you chanting 61 days?”
One of the three answer, “Because the box said 3-6 years!”
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The blonde and the iron board
What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?
The legs of an iron are hard to open.
Kiss Me I’m Blonde
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
Blonde in a boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!
Upside Down Blonde
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.