A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged
it. Thank goodness for heroes.
Hitting a Blonde
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.
Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?
Because they keep falling out.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”
The librarian replies, “This is a library.”
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”