Who Killed Abe?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions….
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
The Wet and the Blonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
Three blondes in a freezer
Q: What do you call three blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Blonde and a sock
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
“Why, officer?” asks the blonde.
“Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.”
“Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I left my baby on the bus!”
The blonde and the iron board
What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?
The legs of an iron are hard to open.