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Sunroof You All Night Long

Why do blondes like sunroofs?

More legroom!

Latest Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes like cornflakes

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

Blondes and Babies

A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,

“Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of
the same place where boys put their thingies?”

“Yes, dear,” replied her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.

“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”

Hitting a Blonde

Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

Measure a blonde’s intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!