How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Swervey Blondes
A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
“What’s going on here, ma’am?”
“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”
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Latest Blonde Jokes
How do you tell?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Why are blondes like cornflakes
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?
Because they keep falling out.
Blonde Driving
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.