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The blonde and the iron board

What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?

The legs of an iron are hard to open.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Blonde Overdue

A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”

The librarian replies, “This is a library.”

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”

Blonde Snowman

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?

A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.

Brunette, Blonde, Brunette


What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.