Blondes ‘n’ Birth Control
Why don’t blondes take birth control pills?
Because they keep falling out.
The blonde and the iron board
What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?
The legs of an iron are hard to open.
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Blonde Overdue
A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”
The librarian replies, “This is a library.”
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”
Blonde in a Snowstorm
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ”Well, I’m done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”
KFC
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Blonde Driving
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.