Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
The blonde and the iron board
What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?
The legs of an iron are hard to open.
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Blonde Overdue
A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”
The librarian replies, “This is a library.”
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”
Blonde Snowman
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.