A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
“What’s going on here, ma’am?”
“Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another.” The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
“Ma’am. That’s your air freshener.”
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Blondes in a Volkswagen
Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”