How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Three Girls in the Desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls said, “Why did you bring that?” Then the blonde says, “So I can roll down the window if it gets hot.”
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Blonde’s Backseat
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
“NO!” yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn’t ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
“NO!” the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
“Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?” asked the guy.
“For the last time, NO!” said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, “Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde looked at him and said, “Because I wanna stay up here with you.”
It hurts
The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body.
“Be more precise,” he said. “So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt.
The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, “Ouch!” then her finger to her hip and said, “Ouch!” and then to her rib cage and said, “Ouch!” again.
The doctor stopped her and asked, “Were you a blonde before your hair grayed”?
“Why yes!” she said excitedly, “But how did you know?”
The Doc answered, “Your finger’s broken.”
Blondes in a Frying Pan
Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
A. Over easy.
Blonde Brick
What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it doesn’t follow you around for three days.