911
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Upside Down Blonde
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
Jokes by Category
Latest Blonde Jokes
KFC
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
The Wet and the Blonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
Blonde and Dictionary
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette’s word was quizzical. The redhead’s word was photosynthesis. The blonde’s word was dick.
Trapped
Two blondes and a brunette are trapped on an island. The first blonde swims from the island to the mainland. The second blonde builds a boat from palm trees and rows to the mainland. The brunette, however, uses the bridge.