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VROOM, SCREECH

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? 
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Hitting a Blonde

Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: With a thought.

How do you tell?

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Brunette, Blonde, Brunette


What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

911

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Blonde Test

What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?

You wake up.