Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Jokes by Category
Latest Blonde Jokes
Sunroof You All Night Long
Why do blondes like sunroofs?
More legroom!
Banana Peel
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
“Here we go again.”
Measure a blonde’s intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Blondes and Colds
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.