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What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

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Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

Blonde and a sock

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.

A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

“Why, officer?” asks the blonde.

“Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.”

“Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I left my baby on the bus!”

Beer bottle

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

Trapped

Two blondes and a brunette are trapped on an island. The first blonde swims from the island to the mainland. The second blonde builds a boat from palm trees and rows to the mainland. The brunette, however, uses the bridge.