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What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Latest Blonde Jokes

KFC

Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

Blonde Snowman

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?

A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

Blonde in an Elevator

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”

The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?”