Blonde Brick
What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it doesn’t follow you around for three days.
What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
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Blonde’s Backseat
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
“NO!” yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn’t ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
“NO!” the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
“Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?” asked the guy.
“For the last time, NO!” said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, “Well, why the hell not?”
The blonde looked at him and said, “Because I wanna stay up here with you.”
Blondy Beer
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”
Blondes and Babies
A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,
“Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of
the same place where boys put their thingies?”
“Yes, dear,” replied her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.
“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”
The Blonde and the Deodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. “I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” says the blonde, “I will go and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: “To apply, push up bottom.”