Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”
“I’d have to say the living one.”
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
He heard the drinks where on the house.
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The man says back to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”
Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?
A. Over easy.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.