Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
Two blondes and a brunette are trapped on an island. The first blonde swims from the island to the mainland. The second blonde builds a boat from palm trees and rows to the mainland. The brunette, however, uses the bridge.
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
“Here we go again.”
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
She forgot to close her eyes.