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Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.

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Change a blonde’s mind

Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Blonde Testing Center

Why’d the blonde go to the mall?

She had a makeup test!

Wanted: Dead Or Alive

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”

“I’d have to say the living one.”

Blonde Snowman

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?

A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head.

Upside Down Blonde

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.