Kiss Me I’m Blonde
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
Wild Horse
A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged
it. Thank goodness for heroes.
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What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Blonde…Bananas
Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
They can’t find the zipper.
How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Measure a blonde’s intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
