Funny Jokes
Send a Joke

Funny Jokes

The largest collection of jokes.

Wild Horse

A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged
it. Thank goodness for heroes.

Latest Blonde Jokes

Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

Blonde Hiding

One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead snuck into a farm.
The farmer said to his wife, “I think I hear something outside.”
The girls heard the door open,and they all ran in different directions.
The brunette ran into the cow pen. The redhead ran into the pig pen, and the blonde ran into the potato patch.
The farmer went to the cow pen and said,”Is there anyone there?” The brunette said,”Mmmmmmmoooooo.”
Then he went over to the pig pen and the farmer said, “Is there anyone there?” and the redhead said, “Oink oink.”
Then he went over to the potato patch and said, “Is there anyone there?” and the blonde said, “Potatooooo.”

Blonde Testing Center

Why’d the blonde go to the mall?

She had a makeup test!

On the Rooftop

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks where on the house.

Tardy Blonde

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.