Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Christmass Jokes
Everyone loves to listen to modern Christmas cracker jokes because it is the most festive and exciting event for the Christian community. They carry out very unique ideas such as Christmas tree going to the barber or stamp talking to the Christmas cards.
Funny Christmas jokes are the most exciting way to get into the holiday spirit, whether you’re texting Santa jokes to all your friends or sharing cute Christmas jokes for kids at your family‘s Christmas Eve dinner, our collection of the latest 2021 Christmas jokes will blow your mind.
Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: "Baaaa humbug!"
- Gives presents to fish
- Gigantic polar bear
- Father Christmas’ money
- Father Christmas wins
- Father Christmas the gardener
- Father Christmas resting
- Father Christmas and a detective
- Early Christmas shopping
- Claps at Christmas
- Christmas trees and knitters
- Christmas in England
- Cat on beach and Xmas
- Candle and thirsty
- Burn a candle down
- Bald man at Christmas
- Archer and a gift wrapper
- An apple and a Christmas tree
- Afraid of Santa Claus
- A song for Father Christmas
- A Christmas rhyme
- Rating Your Chrsitmas Party
- Christmas Carol Parrot
Latest Christmass Jokes
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!