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Christmass Jokes

Everyone loves to listen to modern Christmas cracker jokes because it is the most festive and exciting event for the Christian community. They carry out very unique ideas such as Christmas tree going to the barber or stamp talking to the Christmas cards.

Funny Christmas jokes are the most exciting way to get into the holiday spirit, whether you’re texting Santa jokes to all your friends or sharing cute Christmas jokes for kids at your family‘s Christmas Eve dinner, our collection of the latest 2021 Christmas jokes will blow your mind.

Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: "Baaaa humbug!"

Latest Christmass Jokes

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.