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Christmass Jokes

Everyone loves to listen to modern Christmas cracker jokes because it is the most festive and exciting event for the Christian community. They carry out very unique ideas such as Christmas tree going to the barber or stamp talking to the Christmas cards.

Funny Christmas jokes are the most exciting way to get into the holiday spirit, whether you’re texting Santa jokes to all your friends or sharing cute Christmas jokes for kids at your family‘s Christmas Eve dinner, our collection of the latest 2021 Christmas jokes will blow your mind.

Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: "Baaaa humbug!"

Latest Christmass Jokes

Christmas Carol Parrot

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot. The salesperson showed the man to a very beautiful parrot.

“It’s beautiful!” cried the man, “Does he do any tricks?”

“Yes he does, ” answered the salesman. “If you put a lighted match under his right foot, the bird will sing ‘Jingle Bells.’ And if you put a lighted match under the birds left foot, he will sing ‘Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.”‘

“Amazing!” exclaimed the man, and he bought the parrot immediately. That night, the man showed his wife the parrot that he’d bought.

“Oh, what a gorgeous bird! Does it know any tricks?” asked the wife. The man smiled and said, “Watch this.” Then he lit a match and put it under the birds right foot. Sure enough, the parrot began to sing ‘Jingle Bells.’ Then he put the match under the bird’s left foot, and it began to sing ‘Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.’

“That’s incredible! Does he do anything else?” the wife asked.

“I don’t know, lets see.” replied the man. So he lit another match and put it between the birds legs.

“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.