Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Christmass Jokes
Everyone loves to listen to modern Christmas cracker jokes because it is the most festive and exciting event for the Christian community. They carry out very unique ideas such as Christmas tree going to the barber or stamp talking to the Christmas cards.
Funny Christmas jokes are the most exciting way to get into the holiday spirit, whether you’re texting Santa jokes to all your friends or sharing cute Christmas jokes for kids at your family‘s Christmas Eve dinner, our collection of the latest 2021 Christmas jokes will blow your mind.
Rylan: What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Ryan: What?
Rylan: "Baaaa humbug!"
- Gives presents to fish
- Gigantic polar bear
- Father Christmas’ money
- Father Christmas wins
- Father Christmas the gardener
- Father Christmas resting
- Father Christmas and a detective
- Early Christmas shopping
- Claps at Christmas
- Christmas trees and knitters
- Christmas in England
- Cat on beach and Xmas
- Candle and thirsty
- Burn a candle down
- Bald man at Christmas
- Archer and a gift wrapper
- An apple and a Christmas tree
- Afraid of Santa Claus
- A song for Father Christmas
- A Christmas rhyme
- Rating Your Chrsitmas Party
- Christmas Carol Parrot
Latest Christmass Jokes
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.