Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
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Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!