Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!