Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
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Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.