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A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!