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A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.