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A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!