What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!