Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!