A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!