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Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Latest Christmass Jokes

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.