A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.