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Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Latest Christmass Jokes

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!