Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.