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Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Latest Christmass Jokes

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.