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Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Latest Christmass Jokes

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.