An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.