Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.