Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.