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Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Latest Christmass Jokes

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.