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An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Latest Christmass Jokes

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!