Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!