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An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!