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An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!