Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!