Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!