Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Jokes by Category
Latest Christmass Jokes
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!