Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!