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Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Latest Christmass Jokes

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!