An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
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Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!