Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
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Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!