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Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!