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Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!