Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Jokes by Category
Latest Christmass Jokes
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!