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Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!