Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!