A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Jokes by Category
Latest Christmass Jokes
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.