Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!