Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!