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Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Latest Christmass Jokes

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.