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Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!