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Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!