Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!