Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
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An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!