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Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!