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Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!