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Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!