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The largest collection of jokes.

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Latest Christmass Jokes

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!