Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
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Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!