Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
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Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.