A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
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Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!