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Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.