Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Jokes by Category
Latest Christmass Jokes
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!