An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
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Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.