Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!