Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.