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Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!