Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
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Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!