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Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Latest Christmass Jokes

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.