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Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!