Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
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Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.