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Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!