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Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.