Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
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Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!