Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.