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Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?