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Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!