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Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!