Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!