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Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!