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Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!