Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Jokes by Category
Latest Christmass Jokes
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!