Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
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Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!