Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!