Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Jokes by Category
Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!