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Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Latest Christmass Jokes

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!