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Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.