Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?