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Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

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Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!