Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!