Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!