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Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Latest Christmass Jokes

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!