What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!