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Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

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Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.