Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!