Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.