Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.