Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
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Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!