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Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

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Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!