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Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!