Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
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A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!