Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
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Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!