An apple and a Christmas tree
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
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Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!