Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
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A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Early Christmas shopping
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.