Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!