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Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Latest Christmass Jokes

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!