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Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.