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Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!