Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Jokes by Category
Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!