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Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!