Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.