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Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Candle and thirsty

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.