Father Christmas’ money
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.