Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.