Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!