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Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Latest Christmass Jokes

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Father Christmas and a detective

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!