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Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Early Christmas shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the suspect, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!