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Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Latest Christmass Jokes

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!