A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Cat on beach and Xmas
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!