Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
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Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!