A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
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Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Christmas in England
What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!
Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!