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Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!