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Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Latest Christmass Jokes

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Burn a candle down

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Father Christmas resting

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!