Bald man at Christmas
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
A Christmas rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!