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Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Father Christmas the gardener

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!