A song for Father Christmas
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
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Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Father Christmas resting
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
Claps at Christmas
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!