Father Christmas wins
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Father Christmas the gardener
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Christmas trees and knitters
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!