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Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Latest Christmass Jokes

A Christmas rhyme

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Cat on beach and Xmas

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Archer and a gift wrapper

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.