Gigantic polar bear
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Gives presents to fish
What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
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Latest Christmass Jokes
Archer and a gift wrapper
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick!
Candle and thirsty
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Beacause a little water ends both of them!
Father Christmas and a detective
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!