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Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Latest Christmass Jokes

Bald man at Christmas

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

A song for Father Christmas

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Afraid of Santa Claus

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Gigantic polar bear

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

An apple and a Christmas tree

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!