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Gives presents to fish

What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Latest Christmass Jokes

Father Christmas’ money

What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly!

Christmas in England

What’s Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia!

Father Christmas wins

Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Claps at Christmas

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

Christmas trees and knitters

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles!