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College Jokes

Students love to hear jokes that revolve around the professors and show that the whole class is an idiot.
So we have compiled a list of college jokes that cover every aspect of college life including angry and insane professionals to the most innocent college boy who sells pizzas. They are the perfect addition to boring conversation and discussion and have the potential to bring together the whole class with laughter.

If you also miss your college life, these jokes and puns related to college will make you look back on your college life and all of your head off.

Latest College Jokes

Iraqi Stoners

Q: Why can’t you smoke weed in Iraq?

A: Because there is no piece in the middle east!

A Quickie

So, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap, and the psychiatrist says: “I can clearly see you’re nuts”.

10 Steps Towards A Successful Job Interview

My recent job-hunting experience has been very educational. I now know a little more about what to do and what not to do. Here’s a little taste of my newfound wisdom.

10 STEPS TOWARDS A SUCCESSFUL JOB INTERVIEW

10. Awkward silence is always better than: “OMG, you’re daughter is fuckin SMOKIN’!!”.

9. Trying to stir up outrage over the “reverse racism” at the Chinese buffet isn’t going to get you anywhere, no matter how many letters you write.

8. Two beers to loosen you up before the big interview: okay. Blowing a joint before the big interview and repeatedly complimenting the boss on her sweet hen-shaped paperweight: not okay.

7. In order to list American Sign Language as a skill, you have to know quite a bit more than the “call me” sign and the metal horns.

6. “Tell me a little bit about yourself” is not meant to elicit either a) your Rebounds Per Game stat or b) which Fanta girl you’d prefer to bone.

5. Having a “License to Ill” doesn’t increase your marketability (no matter if it’s the truth or not).

4. Don’t take interview advice from people who are unemployed. ;o)

3. If you find that during interviews the conversation inevitably drifts towards Stalin, that’s probably your fault, not theirs.

2. “Cowboy” is not a respected former job, no matter how badass your references are.

1. Try not to overuse the word “ba-jillion”.

American Beer

Q: How is having sex in a canoe similar to American beer?

A: They are both fucking close to water!

Ohio State Students

How do you know a person posting a joke goes to Ohio State?

They fucking spell Michigan wrong.