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College Jokes

Students love to hear jokes that revolve around the professors and show that the whole class is an idiot.
So we have compiled a list of college jokes that cover every aspect of college life including angry and insane professionals to the most innocent college boy who sells pizzas. They are the perfect addition to boring conversation and discussion and have the potential to bring together the whole class with laughter.

If you also miss your college life, these jokes and puns related to college will make you look back on your college life and all of your head off.

Latest College Jokes

Doctor! Doctor!

A man rushes to his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! I’ve got a carrot in my left ear and a banana in my right ear and a chicken wing up my nose!”

“Well, son,” the old doctor says. “It’s quite obvious you haven’t been eating properly.”

A Quickie

So, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap, and the psychiatrist says: “I can clearly see you’re nuts”.

Michagan Girls

Q: How do you get a Michagan girl into your dorm?

A: Grease the door frame and push.

Iraqi Stoners

Q: Why can’t you smoke weed in Iraq?

A: Because there is no piece in the middle east!

Women & KFC

What do a woman and KFC have in common?

After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.