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A Quickie

So, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap, and the psychiatrist says: “I can clearly see you’re nuts”.

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Iraqi Stoners

Q: Why can’t you smoke weed in Iraq?

A: Because there is no piece in the middle east!

Doctor! Doctor!

A man rushes to his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! I’ve got a carrot in my left ear and a banana in my right ear and a chicken wing up my nose!”

“Well, son,” the old doctor says. “It’s quite obvious you haven’t been eating properly.”

Ohio State Students

How do you know a person posting a joke goes to Ohio State?

They fucking spell Michigan wrong.

A Quickie

So, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap, and the psychiatrist says: “I can clearly see you’re nuts”.

American Beer

Q: How is having sex in a canoe similar to American beer?

A: They are both fucking close to water!