Women & KFC
What do a woman and KFC have in common?
After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
American Beer
Q: How is having sex in a canoe similar to American beer?
A: They are both fucking close to water!
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Latest College Jokes
Doctor! Doctor!
A man rushes to his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! I’ve got a carrot in my left ear and a banana in my right ear and a chicken wing up my nose!”
“Well, son,” the old doctor says. “It’s quite obvious you haven’t been eating properly.”
Iraqi Stoners
Q: Why can’t you smoke weed in Iraq?
A: Because there is no piece in the middle east!
Ohio State Students
How do you know a person posting a joke goes to Ohio State?
They fucking spell Michigan wrong.
Vietnam Vet
Q:How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:YOU DONT KNOW MAN YOU WERENT THERE!