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American Beer

Q: How is having sex in a canoe similar to American beer?

A: They are both fucking close to water!

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Ohio State Students

How do you know a person posting a joke goes to Ohio State?

They fucking spell Michigan wrong.

Women & KFC

What do a woman and KFC have in common?

After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

A Quickie

So, a guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap, and the psychiatrist says: “I can clearly see you’re nuts”.

8 Words With 2 Meanings

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Michagan Girls

Q: How do you get a Michagan girl into your dorm?

A: Grease the door frame and push.