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You do not need to be a computer professional to enjoy these computer and IT jokes.
Funny computer jokes will not only uncover some interesting uses of computers and other latest products for fun-making purposes but also have the potential to crack any competition.

If you are a computer professional and want to look at things from the lighter side, you can enjoy these funny, clean computer jokes that will bring a smile to your face.

Let's see how the use of Technology makes everything funny when it comes to jokes. Here is an example joke:

Bill Gates' company made software to run a car. Bill taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from the opposite side. Bill pressed control+b to apply brakes but a pop-up window asking "Are you sure you want to stop". Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.

Latest Computer Jokes

Computer Memory

Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory?

A: It says “byte me”

Email Error

It’s wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Three Hellos

A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.

He is completely shocked and shouts, ”Hello, Hello, Hello!”

His wife whines, “What? No hello for me!?!”

Floppy

What’s the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer will accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Computers

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
“I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computerscreen.”

The surprised salesman replies: “But, madam, computers do not have curtains…. ”

And the blonde said: “Helloooo………….I’ve got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”