Why don’t we ever put candles on a dad’s birthday cake? Because there’s not enough room to fit “a grillion” candles!
What did the dad say to his son on his birthday? “You know you’re getting old when the candles start costing more than the cake!”
Why did the dad get a ladder for his birthday? Because he thought he could finally get over his midlife crisis!
What do you call a father who only makes jokes on his birthday? “A birthdaddy joker!”
Why don’t dads ever play hide and seek on their birthdays? Because good luck hiding when the candles on your cake can be seen from space!
Why did the dad put his birthday cake in the freezer? He wanted to have an “ice” birthday for once!
Why did the father bring a pencil to his birthday party? He wanted to “draw” attention to the fact it’s his birthday!
What did the dad say after he blew out his birthday candles? “Well, at least the fire alarm works!”
Why did the dad get a belt for his birthday? He said it was his party and he could “waist” time if he wanted to!
What does a dad do when he reaches a certain age? He starts to lose his “birth day” and “birth night”!
Why did the dad bring a baseball glove to his birthday party? He said he didn’t want any of the “presents” to get past him!
What’s a dad’s favorite type of birthday music? “Pop” music!
What’s a dad’s favorite part of his birthday? Blowing out the candles… because it’s his one chance to hold a “fire” party!
Why was the dad’s birthday cake as big as a shoe? Because he wanted to “sneak-er” a bigger slice!
What’s a dad’s favorite birthday dessert? Ice cream, because it’s never too “cool” to have on your birthday!
