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Definition of joke

All of us are fond of listening to jokes and consider it a great form of entertainment. Some of the most amusing forms of jokes include blonde jokes, fishing jokes, golf jokes, Q/A jokes, etc.

What Is A Joke?

A joke is a brief story, observation, or thought that has a definite narrative structure and a punchline and triggers the physiological response in a person – laughter. It is intended to make people happy and laugh.

In most cases, the funniness culminates at the end and it finishes after the listeners feel entertained.

A Brief Look At The History

The earliest surviving jokes date back to 1900 BC. However, if we study basic human nature, we come to know that jokes must be as old as the human himself.

The oldest identified joke is an ancient Sumerian proverb from 1900 BC containing toilet humor.

The earliest joke book is Philogelos, written in the fourth century AD in the Greek language by Hierocles and Philagros.

More data was gathered in the 15th century after the printing revolution. One example is the publishing of a joke book in 1470 written by Italian Poet Poggio Bracciolini.

The first humor magazine is The New Yorker that was published in 1925 for the first time.

Who Writes Jokes?

Comedians are the people who write jokes or perform them. They amuse the audience by giving curious, comical, whimsical, laughable, odd, droll, humorous, witty, and eccentric performances on the stage.

They watch everything from the aspect of humor and convert it into jokes. Some of the examples include fishing jokes, Blonde jokes, Q/A jokes, golf jokes, etc.

It would be right to say that comedians cover various aspects of life and the humerus form.

Examples Of Comedians

Charlie Chaplin and Mr. Bean are considered the most famous and world-renowned comedians while Steve Martin and Judd Apatow have also made it to the top of the comedy world.

The list of comedy performers and comedians is never-ending.

However, it is worth mentioning that jokes are often not only for amusement but sometimes they serve greater purposes. This is something that can be observed in the performances and books of legendary comedians.

What Are The Characteristics Of A Good Joke?

A good joke seems like a combination of storytelling and social commentary. In other words, it not only entertains but also broadens the vision and lets the people think about the world from a different perspective.

There are various forms of jokes (such as blonde jokes, Q/A jokes, fishing jokes, etc) and a great joke must be surpassing the expectations.

A good joke is something that no one should be able to predict before listening to it. In other words, the element of surprise is the most important in jokes.

See the following examples of fishing jokes.

  • Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
    Because they have their own scales!
  • Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
    But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

What Are The Types Of Jokes?

Although all the jokes revolve around the basic setup of punchline and overall amusement, they are classified into various types.

Here are the most popular types of jokes.

Observational: These jokes cover the most trivial events of life and are often related to daily observations and experiences. For example, Blonde Jokes relate to the blonde people.

Anecdotal: They reveal the personal life experiences of the comedian.

Situational: They describe the funny moments of an event, place, or set of characters.

One-liners: These are the brief and concise forms of jokes that convert the punchline into the succinct form.

Character: Some comedians stay particular during the show or performance. Such hilarious and amusing performances are part of character jokes.

Ironic: These are the jokes that convey the meaning opposite to what is said. They are usually in the form of witty statements.

For example, look at the following Q/A Jokes.

  • How is ‘Communism’ one of the most ironic terms? It is capitalized.
  • What can be the most ironic name for a chubby person? Jim.

Farcical: These jokes involve the creation of humor using exaggerated stories.

Self-deprecating: These are the jokes in which comedians make fun of the other people they know.

For example,

“I went to the psychiatrist, and he said ‘You’re crazy.’ I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, ‘Okay, you’re ugly too!’”

Slapstick: It is a physical form of comedy in which the comedian often gets slapped or hit by something in a humorous manner.

We hope you have enjoyed this guide on funny jokes!

Latest Jokes

Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones comes to Singapore to buy some cheap computers, TV sets etc.
He goes to Mr. Cheng’s shop. He enters …
Shop Assistant (SA): Can I help you
MrJ: I’d like to know the price for AT Computers.
SA: All computers 1 US$
MrJ: What ? 1 US$ a computer. I’ll take 10 pcs.
SA: Oh, you’ll take 10 pcs. That’s 1 US$.
MrJ: No you’ve made a mistake. That’s 10 US$.
SA: No, no mistake. 1 US$.
MrJ: Ok. And what’s the price for TV’s
SA: 1 US$
MrJ: I’ll take 20.
SA: Anything else ?
MrJ: Yes, and 100 HiFi Stereos please. That would be all.
SA: Oh, how nice. You pay me one dollar, please.
Mr. Jones pays him the buck and leaves. On the door he turns around and
asks:
MrJ: By the way, are you Mr. Cheng ?
SA: No, Mr. Cheng is upstairs, fucking my wife and I’m fucking his business now…

Refrigerator

A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, “Doctor, I want to talk to you about my husband. He thinks he’s a refrigerator.”

“That’s not so bad,” said the doctor. “It’s a rather harmless complex.”

“Well, maybe,” replied the lady. “But he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake along with the chillness.”

Private Lessons

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!”

“Well, what should I do?” asks the man.

“Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breast.”

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can’t wait for her lesson.

The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”

“What can I do?” asks the wife. “Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s penis.” The wife listens carefully to the pro’s advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway. . . about 15 ft.

“That was great,” the pro says with a straight face. “Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you’re supposed to!”

Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture… “

The Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”