VROOM, SCREECH
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Funny Jokes
- No Brakes
- SMS
- A Man And His Giraffe
- In Fine Working Order
- Take Off My Clothes
- Beer Vs Girls
- Translating Male Phrases
- The Engineer and the Bike
- Months of the year
- Doctor and Patient
- Police cars
- Gangster family
- Touchy Feely Cracky
- Billing
- What’s the matter with you?
- More Fun With Actors
- Four Men and Their Dog
- The Engineer’s Love Life
- Pre-med Upstart
- Silly Amy
- The well behaved son
- Traffic Stop
- Most obedient
- Tickets Please
- The Painter & Her Eyesight
- Doctor’s Orders
- Call on an Expert
- Actual Medical Chart Notes
- Upgrading
- Lawyer joke
- 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
- Mr. Jones
- A Drunks Dog
- Sign in the restroom
- 30 Days Or $30
- Search and Destroy
- You know
- Change a light bulb
- IBM
- The Helpful Wife
- Late To Class
- Stories
- What would we get?
- Turn On Your Energizer Bunny
- Starring Insult
- Who keeps the ocean clean?
- Airline Food
- Quotes On Sex
- Dating vs Marriage
- Cow Bells
- Long talk
- Stop sign
- BBC News
- Stolen credit card
- Jerry Seinfeld’s Ponderables…
- Rejected
- Barbie
- Honey i’m late
- Bungee Jumping in Mexico
- What a difference 30 years can make
- DOB
- What is yellow and dangerous?
- Brain Insult
- Punishment
- What do you call a sheep with no legs?
- Q: What do elves learn in school?
- Double
- You’ve got mail!
- Rigged Contest
- Guide to Safe Fax
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
- The Farmer Joke
- The Juggler
- Cow Disease
- The Horse
- Smart Sex
- Bubba Claus
- Who Wears The Pants
- Shingles
- Hearing Vs. Listening
- How Tall Is It?
- Magic Mirror
- Light bulb
- Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend
- Presents in the past
- Gas Men
- Olmos Dunn
- The dog
- How Do You Count Cows?
- Coke Machine
- Drinking
- Engineer as a Designer of the Human Body
- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- Where do snowmen go to dance?
- Black Eyes
- Psychiatrists Meeting Joke
- Barrel
- Viagra for Gramps
- Three Old Ladies
- The Perfect Husband
- Former Doctor
- Kinds Of Doctors
- Roswell, NM
- Fairy tales
- Strong Pills
- Tickets
- A Relative Term
- The Parrot Joke
- A Bunnys Wish
- Gorilla Problem
- Rookie Pitcher
- How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
- Couple Night Out
- Texas Oil Man
- Pig In A Bar
- Tips for marriage
- Think before you speak!
- Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
- Shaky Arms Hotel
- Finish the start
- Childrens Games
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
- What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
- Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
- If I Had A Hammer
- Redneck Top Ten
- Blind Skydiver
- Very large Bic cigarette lighter
- Signs You Have a Hangover
- True friends and best friends
- 2 men on an ladder
- Woman Mechanic
- Dictionary or octopus?
- Piece of Ass
- Joe’s Accident
- Three Drunk Women
- Shocked Old Ladies
- Hold Me
- Life’s Reflections
- Laundry Joke
- PSST…
- Magic Mirror
- Young Couple
- Doggy Style
- Ten Things Men Shouldn’t Say Out Loud At Victoria’s Secret
- Show the map again!
- Guts
- The Dark Side of the Force
- Some bad news and some very bad news
- He Broke The Bowl
- If you were my husband…
- Chauffer
- Politician and Scientist
- Baseball in heaven
- Lost my testicles
- Success
- Food Stamp
- Hemophiliac and Virgin
- Flies Have Wings, Why?
- Tiny Headed Man
- Traditional Service
- Truck Driver
- Toilet Paper
- It’s your turn
- Voice
- Bear Chase
- Indian’s Island
- Overworked
- Business: To Whom
- Analysis of the word “Fuck”
- Where Are We
- Sweet Heart
- Bright Side
- Bubba’s Secret
- Our Four Sons
- Nagging wife vs. drunk driver
- Musical Movie Stars
- I would Rather Have a Puppy
- Will prescription
- Control freaks
- Gorilla golf
- A Ton Of Jokes About Men
- Selling Lettuce
- Family Finances
- Axe in Head
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- My Dog named Sex
- An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman
- Four Fathers
- What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
- Friend from planet Zog!
- Driving Instructor
- Paper Street
- Holy Lottery
- A Moral Question
- Things Found Only in America
- Hold me
- Lost my testicles
- Stoopid Baby Names
- Joe D. Days
- Out of T.P.
- Farmers Date
- Cinderella’s Night Out
- Emoticons
- The 12 marriages
- Good Housekeeping
- Grosser than gross.. underwear
- How was school today?
- Where’s My Pajamas?
- How Do You Like That
- Lost in the baloon
- Why I Am So Tired
- Nine Months Later
- Ring my bell
- Ring my bell
- Magic lamp
- Ring my bell
- Foreign Student
- Oldest Profession
- Million Dollars
- The Big Barbeque
- Made In Canada
- Teacher
- Two drunks
- Hack Golfer
- Einstein Joke, Talks With God
- $5 Prostitute
- Rules of Bedroom Golf
- NASCAR Samaritans
- Insurance salesman
- A Blonde Brain
- 10 reasons why latinos can’t be terrorist
- Little Johnny in Love
- Halloween Costume
- Marriage
- Four Catholic Women
- Four Catholic Women
- Just Readin’
- Fishing Lure
- Pet Fish
- 1000 Dollar Tattoo
- TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
- Interviewing 3 Old Men
- Donations To The United Way
- This Place Stinks
- 3 Wishes for a Cowboy
- The Irish Prostitute
- Blonde Hiding
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes
- Old Lady Makes Bet
- Shopping More Interesting
- Learn To Speak Chinese
- Blonde Goes to School
Latest Blonde Jokes
Blondes and Babies
A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,
“Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of
the same place where boys put their thingies?”
“Yes, dear,” replied her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.
“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”
Ten miles a day
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: “How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?
The Wet and the Blonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
Blonde Driving
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.