Kiss Me I’m Blonde
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”
The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?”
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.
He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he’s saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, “Pull over!”
The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!”
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.