Funny Jokes

• No Brakes
• SMS
• A Man And His Giraffe
• In Fine Working Order
• Take Off My Clothes
• Beer Vs Girls
• Translating Male Phrases
• The Engineer and the Bike
• Months of the year
• Doctor and Patient
• Police cars
• Gangster family
• Touchy Feely Cracky
• Billing
• What’s the matter with you?
• More Fun With Actors
• Four Men and Their Dog
• The Engineer’s Love Life
• Pre-med Upstart
• Silly Amy
• The well behaved son
• Traffic Stop
• Most obedient
• Tickets Please
• The Painter & Her Eyesight
• Doctor’s Orders
• Call on an Expert
• Actual Medical Chart Notes
• Upgrading
• Lawyer joke
• 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
• Mr. Jones
• A Drunks Dog
• Sign in the restroom
• 30 Days Or $30
• Search and Destroy
• You know
• Change a light bulb
• IBM
• The Helpful Wife
• Late To Class
• Stories
• What would we get?
• Turn On Your Energizer Bunny
• Starring Insult
• Who keeps the ocean clean?
• Airline Food
• Quotes On Sex
• Dating vs Marriage
• Cow Bells
• Long talk
• Stop sign
• BBC News
• Stolen credit card
• Jerry Seinfeld’s Ponderables…
• Rejected
• Barbie
• Honey i’m late
• Bungee Jumping in Mexico
• What a difference 30 years can make
• DOB
• What is yellow and dangerous?
• Brain Insult
• Punishment
• What do you call a sheep with no legs?
• Q: What do elves learn in school?
• Double
• You’ve got mail!
• Rigged Contest
• Guide to Safe Fax
• What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
• The Farmer Joke
• The Juggler
• Cow Disease
• The Horse
• Smart Sex
• Bubba Claus
• Who Wears The Pants
• Shingles
• Hearing Vs. Listening
• How Tall Is It?
• Magic Mirror
• Light bulb
• Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend
• Presents in the past
• Gas Men
• Olmos Dunn
• The dog
• How Do You Count Cows?
• Coke Machine
• Drinking
• Engineer as a Designer of the Human Body
• How many men does it take to open a beer?
• Where do snowmen go to dance?
• Black Eyes
• Psychiatrists Meeting Joke
• Barrel
• Viagra for Gramps
• Three Old Ladies
• The Perfect Husband
• Former Doctor
• Kinds Of Doctors
• Roswell, NM
• Fairy tales
• Strong Pills
• Tickets
• A Relative Term
• The Parrot Joke
• A Bunnys Wish
• Gorilla Problem
• Rookie Pitcher
• How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?
• Couple Night Out
• Texas Oil Man
• Pig In A Bar
• Tips for marriage
• Think before you speak!
• Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
• Shaky Arms Hotel
• Finish the start
• Childrens Games
• What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
• What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
• Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
• If I Had A Hammer
• Redneck Top Ten
• Blind Skydiver
• Very large Bic cigarette lighter
• Signs You Have a Hangover
• True friends and best friends
• 2 men on an ladder
• Woman Mechanic
• Dictionary or octopus?
• Piece of Ass
• Joe’s Accident
• Three Drunk Women
• Shocked Old Ladies
• Hold Me
• Life’s Reflections
• Laundry Joke
• PSST…
• Magic Mirror
• Young Couple
• Doggy Style
• Ten Things Men Shouldn’t Say Out Loud At Victoria’s Secret
• Show the map again!
• Guts
• The Dark Side of the Force
• Some bad news and some very bad news
• He Broke The Bowl
• If you were my husband…
• Chauffer
• Politician and Scientist
• Baseball in heaven
• Lost my testicles
• Success
• Food Stamp
• Hemophiliac and Virgin
• Flies Have Wings, Why?
• Tiny Headed Man
• Traditional Service
• Truck Driver
• Toilet Paper
• It’s your turn
• Voice
• Bear Chase
• Indian’s Island
• Overworked
• Business: To Whom
• Analysis of the word “Fuck”
• Where Are We
• Sweet Heart
• Bright Side
• Bubba’s Secret
• Our Four Sons
• Nagging wife vs. drunk driver
• Musical Movie Stars
• I would Rather Have a Puppy
• Will prescription
• Control freaks
• Gorilla golf
• A Ton Of Jokes About Men
• Selling Lettuce
• Family Finances
• Axe in Head
• What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
• My Dog named Sex
• An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman
• Four Fathers
• Friend from planet Zog!
• Driving Instructor
• Paper Street
• Holy Lottery
• Stoopid Baby Names
• A Moral Question
• Things Found Only in America
• Hold me
• Lost my testicles
• Joe D. Days
• Out of T.P.
• Good Housekeeping
• Grosser than gross.. underwear
• Farmers Date
• Cinderella’s Night Out
• Emoticons
• The 12 marriages
• How was school today?
• Where’s My Pajamas?
• Ring my bell
• Ring my bell
• How Do You Like That
• Lost in the baloon
• Why I Am So Tired
• Nine Months Later
• Magic lamp
• Ring my bell
• Teacher
• Two drunks
• Foreign Student
• Oldest Profession
• Million Dollars
• The Big Barbeque
• Made In Canada
• Hack Golfer
• Einstein Joke, Talks With God
• A Blonde Brain
• $5 Prostitute
• Rules of Bedroom Golf
• NASCAR Samaritans
• Insurance salesman
• 10 reasons why latinos can’t be terrorist
• Little Johnny in Love
• Halloween Costume
• Marriage
• Four Catholic Women
• Four Catholic Women
• Just Readin’
• Fishing Lure
• Pet Fish
• 1000 Dollar Tattoo
• TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
• Interviewing 3 Old Men
• Donations To The United Way
• This Place Stinks
• 3 Wishes for a Cowboy
• The Irish Prostitute
• Blonde Hiding
• Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes
• Old Lady Makes Bet
• Shopping More Interesting
• Learn To Speak Chinese
• Blonde Goes to School