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How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

What is yellow and dangerous?

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Pike infested custard.

What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!