How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Change a light bulb

World Wide Web

Why did the photo go to jail?

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The right taste

Tennessee

Cat Food

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How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

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What is Fast Food?

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Blind Fish

Golf Balls and G-Spots

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Cow

What’s brown and sticky?

Who keeps the ocean clean?

What do you call people who are afraid of San...

Cow 2

Why are pirates called pirates?

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Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Flies Have Wings, Why?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Cow Disease

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What is green and smells?

Brainwash

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